Anonimus’ IT world

Femeile sunt autobuze
Pe care le asteptam:
Stam in statie cu anii…
Uite, de-aia fumam !
Si-apoi cand apar, n-apar niciodata
Decat de la trei in sus…
Si daca te misti incet, amice,
Te-ai lins pe bot, ca s-au dus !

Cum sa ghicesti asa, dintr-o data,
Unde-ai putea s-ajungi ?
Daca nu-ti convine traseul ?
Daca au statii prea lungi ?
Femeile-autobuz stiu bine,
De-aia tin usa crapata:
Trebuie sa te sui aproape din zbor…
Cum dracu’ sa n-o faci lata ?

Si daca cumva ceva nu-ti convine
Si vrei inapoi pe sosea,
Numarul unu: o faci din mers,
Numarul doi: nimeni nu te mai ia !
Asa ca las-o incolo de treaba,
N-ai cum sa iesi din joc…
Femeile sunt autobuze, da,
Dar fara ele stam pe loc…
Femeile sunt autobuze,
Dar fara ele stam pe loc…
Femeile sunt autobuze,
Dar fara ele stam pe loc…
Femeile sunt autobuze,
Dar fara ele stam pe loc…
Femeile sunt autobuze,
Dar fara ele stam pe loc..

Nu gasesc melodia pe net sa pun link, dar sunt sigur ca daca vreti, o veti gasi .

Salut,

Am plantat busuioc ca sa am acasa proaspat ori de cate ori am chef. Am fost la Cora si am luat primul pliculet de seminte de busuioc pe care l-am vazut. Am ajuns acasa, am pus pamant de flori intr-un ghiveci, l-am tasat putin, am presarat semintele si inca putin pamnt deasupra (tot presarat). Am udat putin si am asteptat. Dupa 3 zile, minune mare: a functionat si a incoltit.

Un american, un rus si un roman sunt prinsi de un trib de salbatici din Africa si condamnati la moarte. Au totusi trei sanse sa scape:
* Sa plateasca 100$
* Sa incaseze 100 de lovituri de bici pe spinare
* Sa manance o galeata de rahat

Americanul zice: “100$ nu e mult pentru mine”, plateste si scapa.

Rusul zice: “Noi bani nu avem, pentru Mama Rusia suport orice” si alege biciul. E batut groaznic, scapa mai mult mort decat viu.

Romanul zice “100$ e mult, bataie nu am chef, ca uite rusul era sa o mierleasca, aduceti galeata cu rahat !”.

Si incepe sa manance. Dupa ce trece de jumatate e asa de scarbit ca renunta, “nu mai pot, mai bine ma bateti”.
Dupa 70 de lovituri de bici e plin de sange si zice: “Ia mai da-o dracului, ce, 100 $ m-au facut pe mine?”

www.vapiano.com - un restaurant de tipul “impinge tava” foarte curat, foarte standardizat. Am mancat aseara pentru prima oara la ei, langa Plaza Romania Mall. M-a impresionat in mod foarte placut acest restaurant. Pastele sunt facute de ei. Nu se zgarcesc la condimente si portiile sunt foarte mari. Eu am mancat papardele carbonara si nu am reusit sa termin tot din farfurie, ceea ce se intampla foarte rar:).
Daca sunteti prin zona si vreti sa mancati, va recomand restaurantul Vapiano.

S-a lansat cel mai nou site de unde se pot cumpara carti. Ce cel mai frumos la site-ul asta este ca livrarea in Bucuresti se face in maximum 24 de ore si este GRATUITA.

www.karte.ro

Azi dimineata in drum spre birou am vazut una dintre cele mai tari campanii de educare a soferilor, campanie initiata de EuropaFM. Consta in niste voluntari care au niste cosuri de gunoi agatate de gat si care colecteaza gunoiul de la soferi din masini. Sunt curios ce impact va avea.

Schimb de scrisori intre MIT si un potential viitor student la aceasta universitate.

Mr. John T. Mongan
123 Main Street
Smalltown, California 94123-4567

Dear John:

You’ve got the grades. You’ve certainly got the PSAT scores. And now you’ve got a letter from MIT. Maybe you’re surprised. Most students would be.

But you’re not most students. And that’s exactly why I urge you to consider carefully one of the most selective universities in America.

The level of potential reflected in your performance is a powerful indicator that you might well be an excellent candidate for MIT. It certainly got my attention!

Engineering’s not for you? No problem. It may surprise you to learn we offer more than 40 major fields of study, from architecture to brain and cognitive sciences, from economics (perhaps the best program in the country) to writing.

What? Of course, you don’t want to be bored. Who does? Life here *is* tough *and* demanding, but it’s also *fun*. MIT students are imaginative and creative – inside and outside the classroom.

You’re interested in athletics? Great! MIT has more varsity teams – 39 – than almost any other university, and a tremendous intramural program so everybody can participate.

You think we’re too expensive? Don’t be too sure. We’ve got surprises for you there, too.

Why not send the enclosed Information Request to find out more about this unique institution? Why not do it right now?

Sincerely,

Michael C. Benhke
Director of Admissions

P.S. If you’d like a copy of a fun-filled, fact-filled brochure, “Insight,” just check the appropriate box on the form.

May 5, 1994

Michael C. Behnke/
MIT Director of Admissions/
Office of Admissions, Room 3-108/
Cambridge MA 02139-4307

Si raspunsul…

Dear Michael:

You’ve got the reputation. You’ve certainly got the pomposity. And now you’ve got a letter from John Mongan. Maybe you’re surprised. Most universities would be.

But you’re not most universities. And that’s exactly why I urge you to carefully consider one of the most selective students in America, so selective that he will choose only *one* of the thousands of accredited universities in the country.

The level of pomposity and lack of tact reflected in your letter is a powerful indicator that your august institution might well be a possibility for John Mongan’s future education. It certainly got my attention!

Don’t want Bio-Chem students? No problem. It may surprise you to learn that my interests cover over 400 fields of study, from semantics to limnology, from object-oriented programming (perhaps one of the youngest professionals in the country) to classical piano.

What? Of course you don’t want egotistical jerks. Who does? I *am* self-indulgent *and* over confident, but I’m also amusing. John Mongan is funny and amusing – whether you’re laughing with him or at him.

You’re interested in athletes? Great! John Mongan has played more sports – 47 – than almost any other student, including oddball favorites such as Orienteering.

You think I can pay for your school? Don’t be too sure. I’ve got surprises for you there, too.

Why not send a guaranteed admission and full scholarship to increase your chance of being selected by John Mongan? Why not do it right now?

Sincerely,

John Mongan

P.S. If you’d like a copy of a fun-filled, fact-filled brochure, “John Mongan: What a Guy!” just ask.

Daca vi se intampla sa incercati sa va conectati cu SSH pe un server linux si sta mult pana va logheaza, cel mai probabil este de la faptul ca incearca serverul incearca sa rezolve revers-ul la IP’ul de la care primeste cererea de conectare. Dezactivarea acestei verificari este foarte simpla. Dupa conectare editati fisierul /etc/ssh/sshd_config si modificati optiunea UseDNS yes in UseDNS no. Dupa care restart la ssh :). Spor!